Talking Bellies Are Fun Bellies

L: Bahaha, I couldn't stop laughing at this comic cause I can totally make my belly talk too! I've actually stood in front of the mirror and squeezed it til it had it a crease down the middle, hot dog style. Fuck it, if you can't chop it off, might as well have fun with it, right? Right.

M: I'm fully in favour of Lin's talking belly. I think you should all go over to her house and have a go.

Unicorns DID Exists, Once

L: Well this explains why Unicorns no longer exists - some stupid bitch in a pink dress decided to feed one of them and when she was stabbed in the brain by its magical horn, her rich family sought vengeance on the magical creature and killed them all off. Cause you know, you can't tell them apart, so they just had to kill them ALL.

 M: I'm not sure if this is the sort of situation you take sides in, but in case it is I feel the need to come down on the side of the unicorn. Also they're very important, because:

 So if we all die in the zombie (or other kind of) apocalypse, it's blondie's fault.

BIC. Pens for Ladies. Cos That's What We Need.

M: My first thought was "Oooooh, do they vibrate?" Sadly, no.  No, they're just ugly colours.

L: No vibrating?! It's like people don't like making money or some shit. That's a goldmine right there. Imagine all the "writing" we'd all be doing :)

M: And we'd go through them a lot faster. Amirite?

So Let's Get This Party Started.

 

It's the beginning of a whole new thing here. So there's Lin, who is a well-established blogger of Ten on Tuesday and Random Thursday fame, not to mention a shit ton of swaps and giveaways. And then there's me, M, whose original blog inhabits some random, dark corner of the internet, but (I like to think) an interesting one. Having been bloggers for going on... oh a long time now, we're both a bit burned out by the whole thing. So one day we were having one of our customary long-winded GChat sessions, and we started chatting about the possibility of joining forces to renew our enthusiasm for the endeavour.

After much contemplation, this is what we settled on. Now, we're not sure how this is gonna go. We have no idea if we're going to stick with it or even like working together. But nothing ventured, nothing gained. Mainly it'll probably end up being a bunch of shit we stumble across on the internet, but there might occasionally be something original. I guess the point is to make this somewhere you stop by if you're having a totally crap day and need a brief giggle. So here's the first bunch of random funny shit we found on the internet.

 M: Whoo *doesn't* like grumpy cat? I mean, really.
L: You know I'm gonna be singing this all g-damn day now. Yes!

 M: We choose to share this now because it is spider mating season 

and they're getting it on EVERYWHERE. It's very disturbing.
L: Kill them! Kill them with fire!

 M: Fuck yes.
L: What she said  ↑

M: *Ahem* Lin *Ahem*
L: Aw, you know me SO damn well. I want the coffee, not your damn company.

 M: We don't, as a rule, like people much.
L: Word. They tend to expect things from us, like being nice. Pfft.

M: Cos,  you know, BADASS.
L: The movie "Hot Fuzz" comes to mind. I'll be your side-kick any day. As long as I get a cape, of course.
M: We BOTH get capes!!!