City Survival Tips

M: My iPod is like a barrier between me and the real world that allows me to use public transit without killing anyone. Or worse, having to talk to them.

L: Funny, that's exactly what it does for me at family functions. I'll take public transit crazies over my insane family any fucking day. Seriously, if my family would just judge from afar like strangers versus saying that shit out loud it'd be totally gravy.