Ugh. PEOPLE.

M: As you already know, we're not big on people as an overall group. I mean, the odd person here and there is cool. But en masse? I pretty much feel like they're all idiots and it makes me want to cry. A LOT.

L: Word. It hurts my soul when I'm around dumb people. In other words, I'm constantly walking around with the feeling that I'm having a fucking heart attack.

Oh, Like You Actually Care Anyway.

M: Me when people try to be friendly in the morning and out of politeness I respond with, "I'm fine thanks, and how are you?"

L: Sometimes I wish I could just punch people in the face when they talk to me in the morning. Unless of course they're handing me food...I'll be your best fucking friend if you have food.