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Showing posts with label Stabby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stabby. Show all posts

Friday, November 8, 2013

TGI the Fucking Weekend.


M: Look. It's been a rough week. Don't start getting all judgy on the whole bottle of ANYTHING ALCOHOLIC I'm about to consume tonight. Cos it's that or I get stabby, and you're first.

L: Give me swig of that shit...this week's been hella tough on me. Seriously...pass it!

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Hurry the Fuck Up


M: I am not a patient person. Never have been, and years of living in a city have made me even less patient. Nothing irritates me more than people who take forever to move - particularly getting on and off the bus/train. It makes me want to smack them in the back of the head repeatedly until they get the fuck outta my way.

L: Patience? Heard of it, don't have an ounce of it in me. I get annoyed when I have to wait the one micro-second that it takes for my super-almost-lighting-speed phone to load a message. Getting anything through the drive-thru is the absolute worst because I expect to get my food or Starbucks coffee hella fast...something that almost never happens.