Reading Is Sexy

M: Well she *does* have nice ankles. Can't really blame a bloke for staring.

L: All I gotta say is, where the fuck was this librarian when I practically lived in the library? The lady we had working the front desk was old and very round and a pretty big bitch. Her only job was to direct me to the correct cook section and she couldn't even do that shit right. She's probably the reason e-books happened haha.

Every House Needs One...Or Three

L: Pussy pillows - apparently not a mans sex toy. Moving on, I think I found your Christmas present, Em. And is it just me or does it look like that middle cat pillow's eating the real cat? And what's up with Lamb Chop just hanging out in the background like "Where's Waldo"? Awkward.

M: One word: Terrified. Do NOT get me one of these for Christmas. Particularly not the one on the left, it has crazy eyes. Or the one on the right, because it has vampire eyes. You know what? They're all creepy.

Creepiest. Pic. EVER.

M: Yeah, yeah, I know it's "art" 'n' shit. But it freaks me the fuck out.

L: "Art" my ass, that shit is creepy as fuck. It looks like she's gonna eat my face or steal my soul.

M: Probably both, but not necessarily in that order.