M: Well she *does* have nice ankles. Can't really blame a bloke for staring.
L: All I gotta say is, where the fuck was this librarian when I practically lived in the library? The lady we had working the front desk was old and very round and a pretty big bitch. Her only job was to direct me to the correct cook section and she couldn't even do that shit right. She's probably the reason e-books happened haha.
