Ugh. PEOPLE.

M: As you already know, we're not big on people as an overall group. I mean, the odd person here and there is cool. But en masse? I pretty much feel like they're all idiots and it makes me want to cry. A LOT.

L: Word. It hurts my soul when I'm around dumb people. In other words, I'm constantly walking around with the feeling that I'm having a fucking heart attack.

TGI the Fucking Weekend.

M: Look. It's been a rough week. Don't start getting all judgy on the whole bottle of ANYTHING ALCOHOLIC I'm about to consume tonight. Cos it's that or I get stabby, and you're first.

L: Give me swig of that shit...this week's been hella tough on me. Seriously...pass it!

Dieting Is for the Birds.

 

M: Yeah... so about that whole thing where I was going to eat better and get in shape... let's just say they had double chocolate cookies in the lunchroom at work today. 

L: Bahaha...that's one fat ass bird! *cough* I mean, that's one "fluffy" bird...so cute. Also, diets suck. Pass me those french fries.

What Do You Mean I Never Finish Anything?

M: Oh, so you wanna know what I'm going to do this winter? I might do a quarter of a scarf, too. Cos I'm an overachiever.

L: Bahaha! Dude, I still have 2 blankets and an afghan from 3 winters ago. This year, I think I'll try some scarves and baby clothes...you know, for the baby's I don't have.

I Don't Get It.

M: The look on Sherlock's face is like J. when I'm excited about a new book or me when he's excited about a video game tournament. Sometimes, no matter how much you love someone, their hobbies are just weird.

L: Haha, isn't marriage great? It's funny how we can all relate to this picture. I think I actually made this face as Rusty expressed his nerd-erific excitement over the new Grand Theft Auto. Then again, he totally gets this look when I show off my kick ass crochet project.