Monday, November 11, 2013
Ugh. PEOPLE.
M: As you already know, we're not big on people as an overall group. I mean, the odd person here and there is cool. But en masse? I pretty much feel like they're all idiots and it makes me want to cry. A LOT.
L: Word. It hurts my soul when I'm around dumb people. In other words, I'm constantly walking around with the feeling that I'm having a fucking heart attack.
Labels:
Big Bang Theory,
People Are Stupid,
Sheldon
Friday, November 8, 2013
TGI the Fucking Weekend.
M: Look. It's been a rough week. Don't start getting all judgy on the whole bottle of ANYTHING ALCOHOLIC I'm about to consume tonight. Cos it's that or I get stabby, and you're first.
L: Give me swig of that shit...this week's been hella tough on me. Seriously...pass it!
Monday, November 4, 2013
Dieting Is for the Birds.
M: Yeah... so about that whole thing where I was going to eat better and get in shape... let's just say they had double chocolate cookies in the lunchroom at work today.
L: Bahaha...that's one fat ass bird! *cough* I mean, that's one "fluffy" bird...so cute. Also, diets suck. Pass me those french fries.
Saturday, November 2, 2013
What Do You Mean I Never Finish Anything?
M: Oh, so you wanna know what I'm going to do this winter? I might do a quarter of a scarf, too. Cos I'm an overachiever.
L: Bahaha! Dude, I still have 2 blankets and an afghan from 3 winters ago. This year, I think I'll try some scarves and baby clothes...you know, for the baby's I don't have.
Friday, November 1, 2013
I Don't Get It.
M: The look on Sherlock's face is like J. when I'm excited about a new book or me when he's excited about a video game tournament. Sometimes, no matter how much you love someone, their hobbies are just weird.
L: Haha, isn't marriage great? It's funny how we can all relate to this picture. I think I actually made this face as Rusty expressed his nerd-erific excitement over the new Grand Theft Auto. Then again, he totally gets this look when I show off my kick ass crochet project.
Thursday, October 31, 2013
If the NSA Watched Me On the Internet...
M: Why I'm pretty sure most of you guys south of the border don't need to be too panicked about this whole NSA watching every move you make online thing.
L: What the fuck...this is totally normal. I mean, not the Nordstroms part, that place is WAY over my budget, but Amazon...now that place I can afford. Honestly though, there are far worst things I do on the internet...I mean, whaaat?
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Who You Callin' Grumpy?
M: I love Grumpy Cat (aka Tardar Sauce) so much that I collect him (or is it her? Whatever.). I may or may not also get called "Grumpy Cat" a lot at work. Whatever. I'm a little ray of fucking sunshine.
M: Except in Twilight when it didn't kill the
vampires; just made them sparkle disturbingly.
M: You do not understand the meaning of the phrase
"not a morning person" until you've tried to talk to me before 11am.
M: Good movie, though.
M: NOPE.
L: Grumpy Cat has a name?! Wtf. *mind blown*
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