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Monday, September 30, 2013

It's All About Equality, Yo.


M: Look, prejudice is wrong. Everyone deserved to be loved. Johnny, Jack, Jose... I'm an equal opportunity drinker. You're welcome, society.

L: Yep, celebrate that shit by downing a bottle of each. Go on...it's for a good cause. Also, it should be a rule that you have to wear the hat that's on the bottle while you're drinking it. This way the people around you have something to laugh at and post on FB so all of their friends can laugh at your ass too.

M: Also they'll know that you're into equality, too, and they're more likely to share their liquor with you.

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