L: Well this explains why Unicorns no longer exists - some stupid bitch in a pink dress decided to feed one of them and when she was stabbed in the brain by its magical horn, her rich family sought vengeance on the magical creature and killed them all off. Cause you know, you can't tell them apart, so they just
had to kill them ALL.
M: I'm not sure if this is the sort of situation you take sides in, but in case it is I feel the need to come down on the side of the unicorn. Also they're very important, because:
So if we all die in the zombie (or other kind of) apocalypse, it's blondie's fault.
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